A: Waiter! Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!
B: A fly in your soup? What’s it doing there?
A: I have no idea.
B: Well, what do you want me to do about it?
A: I want you to come and get it out.
B: All right. Calm down. I’ll be there in a few minutes.
Police! Police!
There’s a rhinoceros in my backyard!
Mommy! Mommy!
There’s a kangaroo in the living room!
Daddy! Daddy!
There’s a gorilla in the garage!
Teacher! Teacher!
There’s a scorpion in my school bag!
Help! Help!
There’s a hippopotamus in the bathtub!
Jimmy! Jimmy!
There’s a lizard in my slipper!
Mr. Hopkins!
There’s a crocodile in the cafeteria!
Waitress! Waitress!
There’s a worm in my hamburger!
Ms. Chivous!
There’s a fish in cash register!
Principal!
There’s a giraffe in the gymnasium!
Mrs. Harper!
There’s a snake in the snack bar!
Grandma! Grandma!
There’s a rabbit in the refrigerator!
There’s a rat in my backpack!
Grandpa! Grandpa!
There’s a bird in the attic!
Uncle George!
There’s a stork in the auditorium
Aunt Martha!
There’s a pig in the parlor!
Mr. Lee! Mr. Lee!
There’s a bull in the china shop!
Tammy! Tammy!
There’s a bat in the belfry!